Visiting dog is very tame, afraid to climb the stairs, perpetually hungry, and anxious to befriend humans and canine alike in the house. Has humped two unsuspecting legs, snores in her sleep, and prefers to poop in the front yard rather than the back. Bears an uncanny resemblance to Ryan’s dearly departed grandmother.
Resident dog is suspicious, paranoid and ignores visiting dog’s attempts to interact by avoiding eye contact and pretending that the visiting dog does not exist. Has spent most of the last four days upstairs or on the couches where the visiting dog is not allowed. Shows disdain for her owners and their inconsideration by peeing on the carpet. Spends the night plotting evil revenge on the humans and visiting dog.
you are really nice. if i ever have a dog (which i won’t), i’d call you first to dog sit. you are really nice.
I keep asking Ben if he wants a “slobbering poop machine” for his birthday, but so far, there’s no interest in a dog.
Good luck with the next six days!
poor lucy.
i could dog sit her, if you like.
I totally admire you for being such a nice neighbor. Hope you’re plannin a trip to return the favor!
please, oh please, plan to post your log for the coming days as well!!
My heart belongs to Lucy.
You are a much better person that I. Funny stuff!