1. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
2. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
3. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
4. Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten the odds. With his fists.
5. Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
6. A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
7. The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
8. Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t play “hide-and-seek.” He plays “hide-and-pray-I-don’t-find-you.”
10. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
Be safe, boys and girls. Be safe.
Thanks to Kami for the heads-up. This information was taken from Chuck Norris’ Twitter; jealously admitted, I did not write it. Follow Chuck Norris on Twitter here (if Chuck Norris allows you the privilege to keep living).
