Better Off Not Knowing

March 18th, 2009

Me: Hey, Max, did you brush your teeth?

Max: Yep. See?

Me: They look great.

Max: Thank you.

Me: And your hair looks great too. Why did you decide to get it wet and comb it again?

Max: I just used the toothbrush to comb it because there was already water on the toothbrush.

Me: …..

13 Responses to “Better Off Not Knowing”

  1. keek says:

    SO funny! Thanks for the laugh

  2. Angie says:

    That’s so great.

    When I was a kid my little brother, who was maybe 5, decided that his arms were too hairy so he shaved them. He came up to me and said, “Look Ang, my arms aren’t so hairy now.” Kids have the best ideas.

  3. Rosie says:

    I think this line of thinking comes from the toothpaste and ice cream zhuzh treat. Why not kill two birds with one stone?

  4. Emily says:

    Holy cow, that is hysterical!!!

  5. Jessica says:

    Obviously your child is highly intelligent and creative. I think he gets it from you. Oh, and my child would totally do that, too.

  6. Linda Crowley says:

    Why not? I think he takes after his grandfather – very utilitarian.

  7. Mrs. Smith says:

    I love the logic of 5 year olds!

  8. Dad C says:

    I get blamed for the darnedest things.

  9. rychelle says:

    nothing like killing two birds…..

  10. Alison Reimann says:

    I am teaching my kids that trick!

  11. Allie says:

    Classic little boy move! AHahaa.

  12. crissy says:

    Alright, you are officially going onto my daily reads list. This post is hysterical. Kids are awesome.

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