Welcome. Can I get you anything to drink besides water? No? Alright, then. Before you look over the menu, I’d like to tell you about a couple of our specials. Tonight we’ve got the following:
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Both are served with a lovely garlic risotto and a side of steamed asparagus with your choice of soup or salad. Please place your order in the comments.