1. Is 31 too old to wear one’s hair in occasional, tastefully placed pig tails?
2. How do you know if the interim hairdos between short and long hair are not so much an awkward transition between the two, but a foreshadow of hairdos to come?
3. Will you still be my friend if you answered no to question 1 when you find out that “occasional” was “four times this week?”
That will be all for now, class.
