1. Floods
2. Dinner
3. Tanning spray
4. Existentialism
5. Gasoline
6. Salmonella
7. Cracked heels
8. Sugarless gum
9. Recycling
10. MiracleGro
11. Cement
12. Fortune cookies
13. Ants
14. BBQ sauce
15. Kindergarten
16. Golf
17. Chlorophyll
18. Shoes
19. Refried beans
20. Halloween
21. Condensation
22. Fire hydrants
23. Lasik surgery
24. Dirt
25. Toilet bowls
26. Mariah Carey
27. Judge Judy
28. Lead-based paint
29. Mulch
30. Venetian blinds
31. Bicycle chains
32. Toenail polish
33. Carbon dioxide
34. Wet wipes
35. Bumper stickers
36. Shepherds
37. World War II
38. Crickets
39. Hairspray
40. Gingivitis
41. English ivy
42. Sneakers
43. Garlic presses
44. Carpet
45. Garden hoses
46. Milk
47. Ceramics
48. Gnats
49. Verbena
50. Bolts
Any other ideas?
You forgot quilting. But I think you listed everything else.
birthdays
karaoke
laryngitis
kimchee
starbucks
zebras
rooftops
Sigur Ros
tiger lilies
umbrellas
baseball
Lakers losing
waxing vs. threading
cookies
cupcakes
highlighters
procrastinating
I hope that helps.
carmex
dream catchers
polyester
preparation h
ninja skills
diet dr pepper
i think i got all the rest–i esp. liked mariah carey and lead based paint. awesome post.
I’d like to add:
– Red lipstick (okay for over lips over 30, or too aging?)
– Sharp pencils (useful as a writing tool AND a weapon)
– Sex and the City, the movie (insightful or oddly hollow?)
- 88 degrees in San Francisco (global warming, or just freaky weather?)
Let’s talk cracked heels, what to do, what to do? And how about spray tans, such a necessity these days being inside all summer…and loving it!
Great list! I would love to know your opinion on #8. Also, when you get to #43, I would love to add my two cents, I know who makes the best one (even though I don’t own it – dangit).
I totally read “Condensation” (#21) as “Consternation.” And I thought that was weird because that wouldn’t help keep your mind off of anything frustrating! Duh, Emily.
Wow, sneakers and shoes made it as well as miracle grow and hoses; sounds like you need to go work in the yard with your shoes on. And you thought you were being random.
mmmmmmm, fortune cookies!
Don’t forget the heartbreak of Psoraisis…
Or, more correctly, Psoriasis.
the 1970s
Publishing
The way little raspberry seeds get stuck in your teeth.
The Blue Man Group
Christmas Shopping
Walls
Wondering if Jakob and Bob Dylan like each other.
Twists and turns of the next season of The Office.
BYU Cougar Football
And what list would be complete without … Gerald Ford.
the
house
is
going
to
sell
quit
torturing
yourself
Angie
belly button lint
cheetos
mosquitos
John Mayer (cause he completes any list)
rabbits