Why I won’t eat a cookie if you offer me one

May 28th, 2008

I’m having a day of reckoning.

It started like this:

I got on the scale for the first time in a long time.

I looked at the number.

I blinked a few times.

I got off and back on.

I got off and made sure that the little line matched up exactly with the zero.

I got back on.

I sucked in my stomach.

I looked at the number.

And counted every little line past the number I didn’t think I was even close to weighing.

I got off and made sure the zero was still lined up correctly.

It was.

I got back on.

Same number.

I looked up into the mirror.

I looked myself straight in the eye.

I considered jumping off the roof.

Or screaming like a two-year-old.

Or beating the scale to smithereens with Christian’s new baseball bat.

But instead I shrugged my shoulders.

It’s really just simple math.

I’ve been taking in more than I’ve been burning off.

Damn cheesecake.

I looked down and studied the number one more time.

I stepped off.

Then back on one more time.

Then off again.

I put the scale away.

I ate a small breakfast.

And wrote down the points for it.

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