To: All employees
From: The Manager
Re: A Request
As you know, there are only a few business days left before Christmas, and because of poor planning on my part my recent travel schedule there are still many loose ends to tie up before closing shop for the holidays. I would like to request that each of you refrain from wearing any clothing for the next five days. The laundering service that I provide for the company is taking up precious time that should be spent preparing for our holiday festivities. I realize that this is a lot to ask, but tough times call for tough measures. I am prepared to raise the thermostat four degrees to make up the difference.
Thank you, in advance, for your support.
Happy Holidays!