Thank you for thinking ahead and buying several gifts to give out to friends and neighbors this year. You have no idea how much I have appreciated your thoughtfulness and foresight. Truly, you have saved me time, money, and angst!
Love and hugs,
December 2007 Self
P.S. Should you happen to see December 2006 Self, please let her know how disappointed I am in all the crap she ate. Was she trying to break a record or something?