“Not a girl, not yet a woman.”
Whew! Those doggie periods are a nightmare. Lucy’s period made her ornery, irrational, emotional, frantic, frenetic, annoying, and befuddling. I mean, just imagine what life would be like if women were like that during their periods!

I’m glad she made it through her first period okay. She doesn’t look to bloated.
Oh, man, just wait until she starts crying about Hallmark commercials!
she looks adorable – I assume recovery went well.
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That would really be awful if women were like that! Whew! Thank goodness we are just sweet and enjoyable!
From my advanced viewpoint on the highway of life, I can offer hope. Someday you can trade your present woes for facial hair and forgetfulness.