(Overheard this morning.)
Christian: Max! Leave Lucy alone! I’m holding her right now!
Max: I waaaan her!
Christian: Too bad! You’ve already played with her like a billion times today!
Max: Gimmeee her!
Christian: Max, Lucy is one-fourth of all of ours! She doesn’t just belong to you!
Christian: Actually, she’s only one-fifth of all of ours, because she should have a portion to herself!