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This is how I look when I’m goosing my husband.

This is how I look when I turn thirty.

This is how I look when I’m chumming around with big-time celebrities.

This is how I look when I feel like I’m going to puke.

This is how I look when I spend a lot of time doing my hair.

This is how I look when I forget to shave my face every morning.

This is how I would look if I lost twenty pounds and wore badly applied eyeliner.

And this is how I look when I find a fabulous headband in the dollar bins at Target that I plan to wear every single day until I die.

OK, let’s play tag, bloggers. What are your many faces? Consider yourself tagged! Seriously, you. And you and you and you.

Don’t be shy. Show us how you look when…