Max: You hear that?
Me: Shhhh.
Max: You hear that, Mommy?
Me: I don’t hear anything, Max.
Max: What’s that noise?
Me: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Max: I hear that noise. You HEAR that?!
Me: Are you done, Max?
Max: Ppbbbblllllllttt! Ppppbbbbbbbblllllttttt!
Me: ……….
Max: Ppllllllllsssssbbbbbbtttt!