If you have diarrhea, don’t pick the bathroom stall next to my kid

August 16th, 2007

Max: You hear that?

Me: Shhhh.

Max: You hear that, Mommy?

Me: I don’t hear anything, Max.

Max: What’s that noise?

Me: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Max: I hear that noise. You HEAR that?!

Me: Are you done, Max?

Max: Ppbbbblllllllttt! Ppppbbbbbbbblllllttttt!

Me: ……….

Max: Ppllllllllsssssbbbbbbtttt!

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