the would-be writers guild

I’m still looking for the website with the answers to these, the frequently asked questions of life:

*Are we there yet?
*Would you like fries with that?
*Can I have some?
*Does my butt look big?
*Am I late?
*What were you thinking?
*Are you going to eat that?
*Where have you been?
*Did you have any idea that was going to happen?
*What’s so terrible about that?
*Did you hear what happened?
*Have you eaten yet?
*Where did you put it?
*Where did you have it last?
*Why do I have to do everything for you?
*Who’s going to be there?
*Who told you that?
*Where’s the beef?
*How did you get in there in the first place?
*When is this over?
*Did you smell that?
*Am I saying too much?
*What did he say?
*What did you say?
*When did you figure it out?
*Have you thought about calling a lawyer?
*Why are people so stupid?
*Why is Paris Hilton famous?
*Where is the love?
*Why, Judy, why?
*When were you going to tell me?
*Is that what the letter said?
*How much is it going to cost?
*Have you already seen this one?
*Is that natural?
*Do I need to turn this car around?
*Have you ever heard of that before?
*Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
*Is it contagious?
*Can you keep a secret?
*Have you left your bags unattended at any time?
*Are you sure you want to delete that?
*Is there anybody out there?
*Where was the last place you saw it?

Oops, one more: Have I left anything out?