Me: I’m all done playing, Max.
Max: What happened, Mommy?
Me: I’m going to take a shower. I want to be alone.
Max: Where’s uh-yone, Mommy?
Me: Alone? Alone is where you are not.
Max: Where’s uh-yone?
Me: Alone is in the shower without you.
Max: Where’s uh-yone, Mommy?
Me: Alone is Mommy in the shower and Max upstairs with the door shut.
Max: Max take a shower.
Me: No, Max go away so that Mommy doesn’t have to bang her head against the wall for relief.
Max: What happened, Mommy?
Me: Nothing, Max.
Max: What happened, Mommy? What happened a head?
Me: Nothing, Max. Mommy’s head is fine. Now go play upstairs.
Max: What happened to Mommy’s head?
Me:
Max: What happened, Mommy?
Me: I’m afraid to say anything.
