1. Occasionally I have this fear that I will wake up and no longer be funny.
2. Because of the generosity of my friends and family, I have eaten enormous amounts of chocolate cake, seven layer dip, and key lime pie, therefore exhausting my Weight Watcher’s point budget until sometime in November.
3. I feel bad for Britney Spears.
4. I am ready for spring. Ready and waiting.
5. I hate the clothes diet. What was I thinking?
6. Many of my most memorable conversations are centered around the subject of poo, including last Saturday night when we sat at my parents with half of my siblings and swapped our best feces tales. Mom and Dad must be so proud.
7. I could hop in the car and reach Disneyland thirty minutes before they close tonight.
8. I wish Max didn’t have learning problems.
9. I wish that my new job didn’t include chasing down my paychecks.
10. I wish my sisters and brother didn’t live so far away.
I wish I didn’t live so far away either.
Can’t you get direct deposit??
When is the clothes diet over again?? You could always visit “Monica’s Closet” in mom’s basement. It’s not the same as paying for stuff, but it may tide you over.
Wasn’t your full nickname Tiffywiffypoopoowana? So I suppose it’s one more thing we have to take responsibility for. Sorry I missed that moving conversation.
i am embarassed to admit, i also feel bad for britney spears. i saw a photo of her in people last year, right after she almost dropped her baby. thankfully i was alone because i got really really teary. maybe it was the pregnancy…
random comments: you will always be funny to me. birthday chocolate doesn’t count. once you get to nyc the clothes diet will be well worth it. #6 is difficult enough for me to read, let alone comment on – I can’t imagine ever actually being a part of that conversation. it was beautiful in LA yesterday so maybe the drive would be worth it for the weather – even though everyone kept apologizing to me for it being cold!