Dear Bob Dylan,
Thank you for giving my husband a reason to listen to something other than Sports Talk Radio. It really means a lot to me.
Sincerely,
Tiffany
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Dear Red Bull,
Thanks for being there for me this year. You really helped me through some long afternoons when I thought I might slip into a coma. You’re truly the best.
Lovingly yours,
Tiffany
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Dear Target,
I can’t tell you what it means to me to have you so close. Your brightly lit bullseye shines as a beacon to me. Thank you for inexpensive clothes, cool home decor, fantastic light popcorn, and the best TV commercials around. I look forward to many wonderful years together.
Forever yours,
Tiffany
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Dear Summer,
I haven’t forgotten you or the wonderful way you always cheer me up. I hope you’re enjoying the other side of the planet, and I hope you’ll hurry back. Thanks for being my favorite season.
With fond memories,
Tiffany
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Dear Spiderman, Superman, and Buzz Lightyear,
Thank you for inspiring my son to fight evil and wear tights.
Yours in justice,
Tiffany
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Dear Inventor of the Toilet,
Good one. Thanks!
Forever grateful,
Tiffany
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Dear Writers & Cast of The Office,
Thank you for following your dreams. You could have just taken the safe road and sold insurance for a living. Oh, thank you for being irresponsible!
Avidly yours,
Tiffany
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Dear Mom & Dad,
Thank you for a lifetime of support, inspiration, and eighteen years of food and clothing. Not sure how you did it, but glad you did.
Love,
Tiff
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Dear Dave, Justin, John, April, Les, James, & Jess,
Thanks for being the group of people who will always understand the importance of Strawberry Soda, Billy Joel, tamale pie, Robert Goulet, and cream tuna on toast.
Love,
Tiff
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Dear Alison, Andrea, & Val,
Thanks for being my husband’s best friends and for talking in that strange accent you all have. Thanks for being each other’s parents as best you can. Thanks for caring and calling. I admire you more than you’ll ever know.
Love,
Tiffany
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Dear Hollee, Betsy, Janet, Wade, James, Dede, & Natalie,
Thanks for marrying my siblings. Seriously.
Love,
Tiffany
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Dear readers of this website,
Thank you for reading, for commenting, and for reading again the next day. I still don’t quite understand why you do, but I’m ever so grateful.
Sincerely,
Tiffany
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Dear Members of the Would-be Writers Guild,
Thank you for not thinking my idea was dumb in the first place. You are the highlight of every month.
Love,
Tiffany
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Dear Mr. & Mrs. Smith,
Thank you for being the kind of friends who remember to call on the lesser-known but personally monumental days to ask how we’re doing. Seriously, we never knew people like you exist. Thanks.
Love
Tiffany
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Dear Christian,
Thank you for being you. Sometimes I forget how old you are, because you’re more like having a friend around than a little kid. Thanks for letting me tuck you in at night. I hope you’ll grant me at least another 10 years of the honor.
Love,
Mom
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Dear Max,
Thank you for being adorable, for loving to take baths, for laughing easily, for the eager way you get on the schoolbus, and for being the best office mate I’ve ever had.
Love,
Mama
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Dear Ryan,
Thank you for not having me committed, considering everything you know about me. I love you and I’m thankful that we sat next to each other in seventh grade English class.
Love,
Tiff
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Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody!
