The United Nogs of America

November 17th, 2006

Thanks to Alyssa’s brother, I now know that not only is the world’s egg nog supply rationed by the federal government, but that there are various versions of nog products.  Read about them here.

Who knew?  Virtually everything can be ‘nogged’ and, as in the case of the incredible edible egg, the nogging of something just takes it to a more savory, cheer-ful, worthy-of-being-toasted form.  So, here’s the list of lesser-known nogs I’ll be looking for this season:

Oprah Nog
Sobe Lean Nog
Fuzzy Sock Nog
Alfredo Nog
Scooby Nog
Buzz Nogyear
Lightning McNog
Turkey Nog
Cranberry Nog
Dwight Schrute Nog
Jim and Pam Nog
Shopping Nog
Grilled Cheese Nog
Nog Dylan
Target Nog
Cafe Rio Nog
Cottage Cheese Nog
ProActiv Nog
Select Comfort Nog
Warm Car Seat Nog
Crest Whitestrips Nog
Nog or No Nog Nog
Regis Nog
Mint Oreo Rice Krispy Nog
Clean Floor Nog
Tiger’s Blood Snowcone Nog
Christmas Vacation Nog
Weekend Nog
Clearance Nog
Roger Whittaker Nog
Robert Goulet Nog
More Cowbell Nog
Lucky Number Nog
Oil Change Nog
Nog the Bounty Hunter
Bringing Back Noggy Nog
Snoop Nog
Slow-roasted Sweet Pork Nog

What nogs will you be looking for?

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