Emotion Soup

October 6th, 2006
  • 6 cups Joy
  • 2 bags Elation
  • 1/2 cup Confusion
  • 3 heaping tablespoons Fatigue
  • 2 teaspoons Self-doubt
  • 2/3 cup Heartache
  • 1/4 cup Guile
  • 3 pints Pure Love
  • 4 bunches Appreciation
  • 2 sprigs Humility
  • 3/4 teaspoon Absolute Fear
  • 3 liters Anticipation
  • 1/8 teaspoon Regret
  • 5 parts Admiration
  • 2 3/4 cups Content
  • 6 cubes Discontent
  • 12 ounces Faith
  • 2 packages Friendly Regard

Directions:  Dump all ingredients into a large week and mix together.  Serves one.

Notes: Tastes REALLY good, but causes diarrhea.  (Worth it!)

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