When the Jack Amish talk smack
by feature writer, My Brother John

September 22nd, 2006

Peter: No, no, no, Jeremiah. Thou art still confused.

Jeremiah: Confused or not, I know that thou art wrong.

Peter: Listen, if the cursed instant replay official can’t get the call right anyway, then what’s the point?

Jeremiah: Brother, we’ve been through this before. Many times they doth get the call right.

Peter: Amen, but indeed they also gotteth the call right many times before the help of the instant replay.

Jeremiah: So thou art saying they shouldn’t try to get more calls right?

Peter: What I’m sayin’ is there’s NO WAY those fool-hearted Ducks from Oregon should have beaten those good mid-western boys from Oklahoma. Blasted blind replay official–that’s what it is.

Jeremiah: Well, yeah. I supposeth I have to give you that one.

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