For Ryan, who wishes today that he was the manager at Blockbuster Video

September 20th, 2006

I’ve come up with some ideas to help with your presentation today:

  • Open with a pirate joke.
  • When somebody asks a question you don’t understand, simply laugh and say, “I’m not even going to entertain you with a response to that.  Let me know when you come up with a real question.”
  • When explaining a conclusion, point upwards and say, “and I got that from the Man Upstairs.”  (Then wink.)
  • Somewhere in the middle stop for a rest hymn.
  • Every time you use the term diabetes, do that quotation thing with your fingers.
  • If that one girl starts grilling you, put your fingers in your ears and say, “La la la la, I hate you, la la la la la.”
  • When giving an example, introduce it by saying, “Let me see if I can dumb this down for you….”
  • Try to make the end rhyme.  People love that.
  • Don’t forget to bow when it’s over.

Good luck, honey! 

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