Jed: Hezakiah, what have ye in ye lunch pail?
Hezakiah: Me mummy packed me three Twinkies. Bless her soul!
Jed: What about thy lunch, Solomon?
Solomon: I brought that new EZ-Mac.
All boys: (raucous laughter)
Solomon: What? Why laugh ye so heartily at me?
Jed: (between gasps for air) Do ye not remember, there is no microwave at the schoolhouse!
Solomon: Awww, geees. Shucks, darn it all. What will I do now?
Hyrum: Do not worry, Sol. I packed two Lunchables today. I will share one with thee.
Solomon: Thank, Hy.
Hyrum: No problem, bro. But I do get the one with the Snickers.
Solomon: That’s cool.