Jack Amish children at play

July 25th, 2006

Isaac: Do ye like thy ice cream, Hiram?

Hiram: Oh yes, Isaac, I loveth ice cream.

Isaac: Is thine vanilla like mine?

Hiram: No, Isaac, I don’t like vanilla.  Ye know that.

Isaac: Well, then what flavor dost thou have?

Hiram: Red Bull flavor.  It giveth me wings.

Isaac: Crap!  I should have receivest that flavor!

Hiram: Maybe next time, Isaac.

Isaac: Dude, do you want to play Playstation?

Hiram: Nah.  I’d rather take my electric scooter off that jump I just built.  I got some serious air last time.

Isaac: Sweet.

Hiram: Totally.

Isaac: Would thou consider letting me have a lick of thy Red Bull ice cream, brother?

Hiram: Get thy own, dorkface!

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