Items ruined by Max’s diarrhea last night:
- The throw rug in the laundry room
- A pair of socks
- My belief that I would have a good weekend
Items ruined by Max’s yarking chunks all over the place last night:
- Grey, size 2T pajama bottoms
- Grey, size 2T UTAH Utes t-shirt
- Probably a couch cushion
- My ability to ever buy, prepare, serve, or eat macaroni and cheese again.
