the would-be writers guild

Items ruined by Max’s diarrhea last night:

• The throw rug in the laundry room
• A pair of socks
• My belief that I would have a good weekend

Items ruined by Max’s yarking chunks all over the place last night:

• Grey, size 2T pajama bottoms
• Grey, size 2T UTAH Utes t-shirt
• Probably a couch cushion
• My ability to ever buy, prepare, serve, or eat macaroni and cheese again.