What did you have for lunch today?
Chicken nuggets, fries, and above all, chocolate milk.
Where do babies come from?
What do you like best about your parents?
They buy me a lot of toys. And I love them.
If you could drive the car tonight, where would you go?
Houston and Phoenix and Miami and Sacramento and the Golden State, which is another way to say California, and New Jersey and Boston. Have you noticed that I’m only saying places with NBA teams?
What’s the best part about being a kid?
Don’t have to do much work
What’s the best part about being an adult?
Getting a job that you like.
What’s the best part about being a big brother?
I get to put Max in Time Out.
What do you like about your friends?
They’re the only ones around to play with.
Name the three greatest inventions:
Chicken nuggets, basketball, and balls
What do you like about girls?
Nothing. Except my mom.
What’s the worst part about second grade?
Singing time. You have to learn songs that you don’t even bloomin’ know.
What does it mean to be happy?
Just ask the singers of, “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands.”
If you were going to write a poem, what would it be about?
Me. No. Star Wars, actually.
When will you get a job?
I don’t know…..when I’m 24?
Describe a perfect meal:
Spaghetti with Mizithra at Spagetti Factory and Ramen noodles.
What’s the worst feeling in the world?
When I got a scab so deep you could see my knee bone and when I slammed my finger in the car door.
Are you a republican or a democrat?
What’s a republican?
What’s the best use of five minutes?
Playing NBA Live 2005 on PS2
What’s life all about?
Everything that you like. That’s it.