The world would be a different place if Bill Gates happened to have been born female. Don’t believe it? Travel with me for a moment into an alternate universe where your PC was pioneered by one, Ms. Willamina Gates. She’s not a lot cuter than her male alter-self, but I think you’ll like what she has to offer….
(Hold your hands up and wiggle your fingers as you slowly bring them down. This will help create the right effect. You could also make some harp noises……Okay, that’s good.)
Welcome to your new computer!
Computers in this realm work on a “close enough” mentality. Say, for example, your password is “January1985″, but you type, “cold weather a long time ago”, your computer will give you this message:
There is no ‘buyer’s remorse’ in this universe, because of this little button here:
Computers have a sense of humor:
Spellcheck isn’t so arrogant:
And, randomly, this message appears on your screen:
I hope you enjoyed our little trip. I’m sure you’re very busy, and need to get back home. This button will take you right back:
