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For March, 2006.

Allow me to clarify, Jessica Simpson

Friday, March 31st, 2006

A public service announcement from me to Jessica Simpson

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

And now a word from Max, who FINALLY seems to be on the road to recovery:

Thursday, March 30th, 2006

When the dog bites, when the bee stings, when your kid won’t stop ralphing…

Wednesday, March 29th, 2006

Dedicated to my two sisters and their gestating children:

Tuesday, March 28th, 2006

If you’re sick of reading about Max’s puke, just think how sick I am of cleaning it up…

Monday, March 27th, 2006

From The Department of Formal Apologies:

Sunday, March 26th, 2006

And to think that my last post was actually the GOOD part of my night…

Friday, March 24th, 2006

Don’t Even Ask…

Friday, March 24th, 2006

I heart Karl Malone

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006